Teddy Boozevelt - Women's T-Shirt brands followed by red lettering reading

followed by red lettering reading "GROCERY" below

Distressed white rounded text reads "Just Here To Bang" with halftone texture

Heating up the ice cubes is just science

Janitors solving Fields Medal problems is exactly the kind of career pivot that makes Harvard tenure look like a participation trophy

Teddy Boozevelt - Women's T-Shirt brands followed by red lettering readingTeddy Roosevelt took a bullet mid speech and kept talking, so the red Solo cup feels like a demotion he'd fight you over. Reducing America's most unhinged president to a tailgate mascot is the most patriotic thing possible without a firework injury. The Details: Digital illustration of Theodore Roosevelt in pince nez glasses and a thick mustache, wearing a blue suit with a red bow tie, raising a red Solo cup. Bold white block capital text below reads