Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Unisex Sweatshirt retrocomputer Distressed stencil-style text in olive

Distressed stencil-style text in olive and cream reads "EM-50" with "URBAN ASSAULT VEHICLE" directly beneath

with a tall roadside sign reading "Mar-Lin-Do

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Hand-lettered text in white with dark blue outlines reads "Covina" in an atomic-age boomerang style

Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Unisex Sweatshirt retrocomputer Distressed stencil-style text in oliveAstronomy teachers have spent decades pretending Uranus is just a planet, and nobody's buying it anymore. Wrapping a butt joke in earnest Earth Day packaging is the only form of environmentalism with a 100% engagement rate. The Details: Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans, green continents, and white clouds, encircled by a dashed orbit line with green leaf sprigs on each