Rock Ridge Town Council - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Johnny 5 treated that crew

Johnny 5 treated that crew oath like sacred input and never looked back

Inspired by the retro glamour of defunct Las Vegas landmarks

this retro throwback is perfect for fans of classic 80s television

Arched distressed white serif text reads "WE DO NOT TRAIN TO BE MERCIFUL HERE" above a cartoon illustration of John Kreese in a black gi curling two dumbbells

Rock Ridge Town Council - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Johnny 5 treated that crewRoll call at a town meeting where every single citizen shares one last name is bureaucratic absurdity elevated to pure art. Governance gets tricky when your entire constituency is basically a family reunion. Inspired by Blazing Saddles. The Details: Large red western style serif text reads "ROCK RIDGE TOWN COUNCIL" across the top. White serif text below lists thirty council member names in three columns across ten rows, each bearing the surname